PYRA LABS FROM SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA. USING GREEN TO BLIND YOU SINCE 1999.

Hello.
I’m incredibly excited about the fact that I now have broadband.
Goodbye.

One of my favourite stores has dramatically improved it’s online presence meaning less trips to London just to buy the coolest little bits of stationery. Not that I did that of course….

I still don’t bloody know that movie.

Jelly on a plate,
Jelly on a plate,
Wibble wobble,
Wibble wobble,
Oh shit, jelly on my lap :(

Funny how things change isn’t it? Nowadays you must say ‘yes’ to the ‘does my bum look big in this?’ question to retain marital bliss.

Caller: Could I speak to Mr. P. Brain please?
Saima: I beg your pardon?
Caller: P. Brain. Does he still work there?
Saima: (covers phone and stifles laughter) Hey someone is winding me up! They’re asking for a P. Brain! I must be on the radio!
Colleague: Oh no, that’s Paul Brain. He’s the site manager…..
Saima: ………sorry.

When I first saw that guy perform the bhangra remix of Holly Valance’s “Kiss Kiss” I laughed so hard you could have compared me to the McDonald hyenas. It’s much better than the actual remix of course but that’s because bhangra remixes tend to be laughable. More of the pants than the ‘oh I’ve wet my pants because that is so funny’ laughable.
Anyway, a few weeks on, I’ve watched it many more times; on repeats, the web and ‘best ofs’. Yep, still side-splitting.
I’m sad.

I’ve had a lot of people, a whole lot, coming to this site in search of lyrics to the song Nu Flow. They’re not on this site and neither is the download. Try here for the lyrics and here for the download instead. Hope that helps.

I’ve started talking about Hello Kitty. It may be time for a break. I’ll be back before you can say “lack of sleep”. Join the mailing list if you’re a true believer.
Before I go, one question. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?