These were a bit of an emergency buy last week. I had nothing to go with my graduation outfit….okay nothing suitable anyway. These were the first tan coloured ones I saw and hey presto, outfit complete. They’re a little high and I was afraid of falling flat on my face in front of hundreds of people but I didn’t so s’all good.

Just wanted to take this opportunity to thank my sponsors. These include my cuz Tahira, someone called Saima (that better not be a prank!), Faisal and Rebecca.
Also check out the people I’m sponsoring, Rebecca and Firda. Good luck for the last couple of hours guys.
There’s still time to sponsor me and help me raise money for Cancer Research UK. They do great work which you can read about here. They say that more than one in three of us develop cancer at some stage of our lives. With the money you donate they look to develop new ways to prevent and treat cancer.

I starteed feeling sick at around 5ish this morning and had to lie down. Next thing you know it’s morning and I’m still feeling sick. I’m a bit better now and don’t worry I’ll make it up to you guys.

Dr. Resin asks:
If you where to develop your own style of ChiaPet, which of the Jackson 5 would you pattern it after?
Michael of course. He’s the best.
Bassetts Liquorice Allsorts… mighty tasty, or interrogation technique?
The latter, they ming.
Are you kind to goats? *All* goats?
Yes. Ok only to the goateed ones.
Why does love die? Please keep it short.
Real love doesn’t. News flash, it was never love if it died.
You shave your armpits: (a)Always (b)Never (c)When the moon is full (d)I don’t really think about it until I see Robbie Williams, and the itching threatens to destroy me.
d.

This is my art bag. Made of some sort of metal and adorned with 60s pictures it holds my pencils, paints and other art supplies.

Sorry to break it to you but this green and that red don’t go.

Simon asks:
Have you ever made a fool of yourself with an ironing board?
Yes. Just yesterday I tried to use it as a surf board. How was I to know?
Have you ever invented any words? If yes, please state.
I made up flubala and throkuyano. I have yet to make up their meanings though.
Do you know where Leatherhead is?
On the Leatherneck?
Did you ever write to Jim’ll Fix It?
I asked him to stop giving me nightmares.
Would you consider having my children?
I thought we already had some.

1) Eating noises
2) People who get easily excited
3) Dance music
4) Gossip
5) Choking

These are traditional Pakistani shoes called coosay. Made out of hard leather they can be so uncomfortable but get the right ones and you’re sorted. Worn with shalwar kameez they look fab, worn with jeans (like below) not so fab. But I think I’ll create a new fashion statement.

I think this could in fact be the best page in the universe. This guy is hilarious. Will you marry me?