Darrin's Dance Grooves

We bought it. My sister refused to hold it in public. But hey ain’t no shame in my game! Or something…

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Cat's Choir

I heard these cats crying downstairs. I got scared. I realised it was my sisters singing songs from the Sister Act soundtrack. I remain scared. These Harry Potter lemon sherbets I’m eating aren’t as magical as I wanted them to be.

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Shout out

Hello to my Uncle Ik in Glasgow who I hear logs on to the site and wonders why I talk about shoes. It’s because I’m insane.

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Eew eew eww

I did it. I have been mentally scarred for life and I don’t wanna talk about it. Ever.

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