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April 30th, 2002
SaimaSaid: ammar let me tell

SaimaSaid: ammar let me tell u a story
SaimaSaid: when i first started on the web
SaimaSaid: i saw all these amazing sites
SaimaSaid: and i wanted to be a aprt of their clan
SaimaSaid: the elite
SaimaSaid: i wanted to be in their ‘clique’
SaimaSaid: but no one liked me
SaimaSaid: and i tried to join this
Netfrack: acha
SaimaSaid: clique
Netfrack: uh huh
SaimaSaid: cos it had this cute little graphic
SaimaSaid: to display t show u were a part of it
Netfrack: mm hmm
Netfrack: hehe ok
SaimaSaid: and all the ‘best’ sites were members
SaimaSaid: so i tried to join etc
SaimaSaid: but to no avail
SaimaSaid: and then i stopped caring
SaimaSaid: that was the time i got saimasays.com
SaimaSaid: and i wanted to do my own thing
SaimaSaid: have my own style
SaimaSaid: and forget everyone else
SaimaSaid: (i still yearned for the little graphic though because it was so cute)
Netfrack: mm hmm
SaimaSaid: the site i wanted to join was http://www.ack.nu/woogoo/
Netfrack: still have the graphic?
Netfrack: lemme see
SaimaSaid: and guess what
SaimaSaid: now they want me
SaimaSaid: and i get to display the graphic
Netfrack: hahaa
SaimaSaid: when ive stopped caring
SaimaSaid: haha
SaimaSaid: but ill still display it
SaimaSaid: as a sign of my web development
Netfrack: waaaow
Netfrack: saima
Netfrack: you should tell me more stories like these :-)
SaimaSaid: haha
SaimaSaid: boring eh
Netfrack: your story telling style is umatched!
SaimaSaid: hahaha
Netfrack: NO NO
Netfrack: i liked that story
SaimaSaid: :-)
Netfrack: OMG
SaimaSaid: i should put that story up on my site
Netfrack: ahah aw c’mon
Netfrack: it’ll make them cry
SaimaSaid: hehe

Posted at 12:02 am | Leave a comment | Category: General

April 29th, 2002
Cover Girl

By Saima, 29th April 2002

Posted at 11:18 pm | 5 comments | Category: Sketchbook

April 29th, 2002

Guuuuuuurglemmmmmmhm. That’s the sound I make when I desperately want something.

Posted at 12:45 am | 3 comments | Category: Freak

April 28th, 2002
Ever wonder about those people

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? Here’s a little mathematics that might prove
What makes life 100%?
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far A R S E K I S S I N G 1 18 19 5 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 =
or even simple B R O W N N O S I N G 1 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 9 14 7 =
149% will take you!

Posted at 1:22 pm | 1 comment | Category: General

April 27th, 2002
The Case of the Ugly Plant

By Saima, 27th April 2002

Posted at 11:57 pm | 1 comment | Category: Sketchbook

April 27th, 2002
‘Cause it’s a bittersweet symphony, this life

Try to make ends meet
You’re a slave to money then you die
I’ll take you down the only road I’ve ever been down
You know the one that takes you
to the places where all the things meet yeah
No change,
I can’t change I can’t change, I can’t change
But I’m here in my mould, I am here in my mould
But I’m a million different people from one day to the next
I can’t change my mould
No, no, no, no, no
Well I never pray
But tonight I’m on my knees yeah
I need to hear some sounds
that recognize the pain in me, yeah
I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind,
I feel free now
But the airways are clean
and there’s nobody singing to me now
Bittersweet Symphony, The Verve

Posted at 9:17 pm | 4 comments | Category: Music

April 26th, 2002
Don’t playa hate, congratulate

I want to sleep inside a box and live outside the box. What’s wrong with that?

Posted at 6:21 pm | 2 comments | Category: Freak

April 25th, 2002
Happy Birthday Mo and Ammar

Happy Birthday!
It’s Mohammed’s birthday today and Ammar’s on the 30th. As a birthday tribute to them both I will present you with interesting schtuff to do with the month of April.
Diamond is the birthstone of April. Here’s a photomicrograph of diamond and other birthstones. (Also check out the Silicon Zoo.)
Renée Zellweger, William Shakespeare, Al Pacino, Ella Fitzgerald and Kirsten Dunst all have birthdays in April.
There are quite of few holidays and observances in April, the most famous being April Fools’ Day. If you’re stuck for ideas next year, here are a few pranks you can play.
Song Recommendation of the Day:
Title: April in Paris
Artist: Ella Fitzgerald featuring Louis Armstrong
The mood created: Umm…..it’s a song with April in the title
……I’ve run out of things about April…..HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Posted at 8:18 pm | 2 comments | Category: Music

April 24th, 2002
Head & Shoulders hurts like hell!

Alright.. so I run out of my regular shampoo and I find this bottle of Head & Shoulders, the dandruff shampoo in the closet and I go “hmmm ok.. even though I don’t have dandruff.. what the hell..”
So i’m massaging away.. singing and what not.. and the damn thing seeps into my eye! Now I’ve done this before… and NEVER has it hurt this bad. I seriously thought I was going to go blind in my right eye.. but it subsided after a couple of minutes.. and me flushing it repeatedly… So yeah.. watch out kids!
Song Recommendation of the Day:
Title: Where All Life Begins
Artist: Madonna
The mood created: let’s dine out… ;)
Thank you uncle Rafi!
I had to ride the subway last Saturday to get to the pro-Palestinian protests last Saturday, and since I imagined there would be lots of walking to be done, I chugged down around a gallon of water before-hand. Not a good idea. The 40 minute ride downtown was unbearable. The only thing that kept me from “exploding” was the song “Aaj Mausam bara Bay-iman Hai” by Mohammad Rafi that I kept singing over and over almost throughout the train ride.. I’m actually listening to it again right now.. and it talks of a coming storm.. and bad weather..hmm.. reverse psychology DOES work!

Posted at 8:42 pm | 1 comment | Category: General

April 24th, 2002
Cool Cousin

My cousin sent me three links today and all three are blogworthy.
Elmo testifies in favour of school music education. Elmo in a suit?!? How cute is that?
Oh bugger, I missed the Channel 4 programme, “The Truth about Gay Animals”. But here you can find out if your pet is gay and also how gay you are yourself. I am 33% gay: “You’re a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes poppingup”. I’m sure this test is 89.5% accurate too.
If you’re interested in Forensic Science and/or love the programme CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, check out their site. The Handbook and Crime Lab sections are particularly informative

Posted at 8:12 pm | 5 comments | Category: Science

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