This site seems defunct in terms of representing me. I don’t say half of the stuff I really want to say, I feel I can’t show the real me. Even my surfing habits are different from those reflected here. The design pisses me off. I need a remedy.

Wooh, over a week since my last post. I was ill guv’nor. And to show how sick I still am, today in the laboratory we had to do an experiment where me measured our pulse. I was the only one who didn’t have one. No pulse, just noise on the graph which led to the following noise. “She’s dead!” “You really are ill!” A late arrival adds, “You look like shit”. Bastards.
So I didn’t win an AntiBloggie. You know whose fault that is don’t you? Yes, Simon’s. I’m thinking from now on, anything that goes wrong can and will be blamed on him. Let’s see how that pans out…..
Hurrah for Cal and his useful genius.
Brainy quote as opposed to plain old ‘do we even care what you have to say you silly eejit’ quote.
I’ve seen many ‘baby blogs’ and most of them just freak me out. Mums and dads speaking in some weird third person malarkey. But this one actually held my attention for a while. Nicely put together and a cute baby to boot. Not that I’m saying boot the baby or anything…..argh, more antibiotics please.

Fun.
I blog, therefore I am.
I’m sick of reading about ‘the phenomenon of weblogs/blogs’. Yeah, they exist. Yeah, they’re great. Yeah, they’re easy. Get over it and blog.

Well it’s time for the AntiBloggies again. I urge you go over there and nominate me for the ‘MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A CHEESE SANDWICH’ award. Why? Because I lack irony in my diet.

Yesterday I won second prize in a beauty contest, went to jail, bought half of London’s West End and demolished about seven houses with just my fingers. Monopoly is way too much fun.
I’ve been working on another web project, that coupled with MSc application forms and laboratory work has kept me away from posting here. But never fear, I’m not neglecting you, oh no.
I’ve come across an awful lot of Lego ‘art’ recently. Quite poignant and sometimes just bizarre.
Black and white photography. Reminds me, I still have a black and white film with nothing worthy of photographing.
Well this feature ‘How to seem smarter‘ could certainly help in a lot of situations. Apart from like if you’re being trampled to death by an elephant or something….
For my birthday, my sister bought me ‘The Weakest Link‘ game. With the game you receive a set of cards with sarcastic remarks and put downs! That happens to be my favourite part of the show. Here’s a selection of them.