Month: February 2002

I am a Saimarai, waaaaaaaaah.

I love babies. Love them to bits. Rumour has it that I even used to be one.

Spike Milligan died yesterday. He died and someone over at Yahoo! thought it fit to honour his memory with the headline ‘Goon but not forgotten‘. There’s a helicopter hovering above our house. So I waved at it. They didn’t wave back. I was angry. Then I realised even if they did, I wouldn’t be able… Continue reading Spike Milligan died yesterday. He

I often wonder about you reader. I wonder who you are, what your name is if you’re using a pseudonym. I wonder how old you are and where you’re from. I wonder what you do for a living and what car you drive. I wonder what your family is like and what you look like.… Continue reading I often wonder about you

And the award for worst song lyrics goes to….. Shakira for Whenever, Wherever. Something was definitely lost in the translation. Close runners up: L.F.O with Summer Girls and Des’ree with Life.

I’m back from my dirty weekend in Glasgow. It snowed. We had a white Eid. More details won’t follow. Short sentences are fun. Talking of short, Ant and Dec would be my celebrity lovers.