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February 28th, 2002
I am a Saimarai,


I am a Saimarai, waaaaaaaaah.


Posted at 8:41 pm | 7 comments | Category: General


February 28th, 2002
I love babies. Love them


I love babies. Love them to bits. Rumour has it that I even used to be one.


Posted at 7:14 pm | 8 comments | Category: General


February 28th, 2002
Spike Milligan died yesterday. He


Spike Milligan died yesterday. He died and someone over at Yahoo! thought it fit to honour his memory with the headline ‘Goon but not forgotten‘.
There’s a helicopter hovering above our house. So I waved at it. They didn’t wave back. I was angry. Then I realised even if they did, I wouldn’t be able to tell. Relief that maybe the world isn’t full of impolite police helicopter passengers after all.
Oh thank goodness. I thought I was suffering alone.


Posted at 1:22 pm | 2 comments | Category: General


February 26th, 2002
I often wonder about you


I often wonder about you reader. I wonder who you are, what your name is if you’re using a pseudonym. I wonder how old you are and where you’re from. I wonder what you do for a living and what car you drive. I wonder what your family is like and what you look like. I wonder who you fancy and what you think about cloning. But most importantly I wonder what your favourite ice cream flavour is.
So tell me. Tell me all.


Posted at 9:00 pm | 25 comments | Category: General


February 26th, 2002
And the award for worst


And the award for worst song lyrics goes to…..
Shakira for Whenever, Wherever. Something was definitely lost in the translation.
Close runners up:
L.F.O with Summer Girls and Des’ree with Life.


Posted at 4:56 pm | 8 comments | Category: General


February 26th, 2002
I’m back from my dirty


I’m back from my dirty weekend in Glasgow. It snowed. We had a white Eid. More details won’t follow. Short sentences are fun.
Talking of short, Ant and Dec would be my celebrity lovers.


Posted at 12:30 pm | 11 comments | Category: General


February 21st, 2002
How many different ways and


How many different ways and times can you use the line ‘The first rule about Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club’? Well, I’ll tell you. A pachillion, and they get less and less funny as time goes on.


Posted at 3:54 pm | 3 comments | Category: General


February 20th, 2002
I was thinking about how


I was thinking about how sorry I feel for employees of Deloitte & Touche. I mean that’s one of the Big Five Firms. So you’re thinking “Hey, I’m cool, I’m hip, I’m rolling in the big dollars baby!” (Although that would be rather unfortunate ‘cos you’re in England). And so someone asks you what job you do etc. “Hey I’m cool, I’m hip, I’m rolling in the big dollars at Deloitte & Touche!” “Where?” comes the reply. Exactly, that’s the only one people don’t know about! You don’t feel so cool and hip no mo’. You should have taken the job at Ernst and Young. And stop using cool and hip, that’s so 1995.


Posted at 10:13 pm | Leave a comment | Category: General


February 19th, 2002
Busy busy bumblebee. I get


Busy busy bumblebee. I get to stand in front of the chemistry department and my peers tomorrow and talk about cyanohydrins. I’m just so excited! You’re right, I’m being sarcastic.
In related news (only in the sense that it’s about me) I’m off to Glasgow for a long weekend on Thursday. Eid mubarak!
On an unrelated note, visit Hasan. Not many people can pull off humour and vulgarity with such style.


Posted at 6:41 pm | 11 comments | Category: General


February 15th, 2002
Thank you to Stan for


Thank you to Stan for IMing me this. My little sister thanks you too.


Posted at 10:38 pm | 4 comments | Category: General





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