Month: January 2002

I’ve been ill. Yeah. It got to a stage where walking was difficult, I couldn’t remember how to sign my name and even opening doors was a major obstacle. I’m better now but snowed under with work. But then I opened my e-mail and someone had sent me the scariest picture I’ve seen. I’m still… Continue reading I've been ill. Yeah. It

Absolutely lots to tell you about! But I can’t be bothered! Notice how I use exclamation marks to falsely portray excitement and happiness! Here are some links with no rhyme or reason, or maybe there is but it’s top secret like my shoe size. You too can be immature, rap pathetically, sing about your ‘bitches’… Continue reading Absolutely lots to tell you

Reasons I like having a website #1: Ten year old sister visits and sends via my contact page: “i think your website is sooooo cool you should have a quiz show you could ask people things!” Reasons I dislike having a website #1: She then goes on to reiterate EVERYTHING written on my site to… Continue reading Reasons I like having a

Pinch and a punch for the first of the month. Happy new year. x-machine has a new look. Saima is jealous. When did Saima starting talking in the third person? Saima is scared. This site is getting boring wouldn’t you say? Be a guest blogger and bring a new flavour to this place. Go on,… Continue reading Pinch and a punch for