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January 29th, 2002
I’m just popping in to

I’m just popping in to say a big thank you for all the birthday wishes and presents. I had a fantastic day yesterday where I was treated to THE best desert ever, received THE best teddy bear ever, had THE best version of “Happy Birthday” sung to me and spent time with some of my favourite people. Thank you

Posted at 7:07 pm | 5 comments | Category: General

January 25th, 2002
Something weird happened on the

Something weird happened on the train today but I’m not quite ready to talk about it :( Maybe I never will be.
Instead I shall bury myself and you in links:
A scrap book, the kind of thing I’ve never gotten around to doing.
A little Flash goodness.
Virtual fishtank ‘cos the real ones always die.
What is sexy?
Now that’s out of the way I’ll leave you with this task. Include the phrase “labouring under a misapprehension” into your conversations at least once a day. It’s fun.

Posted at 11:44 pm | 5 comments | Category: General

January 22nd, 2002
Call me Superwoman, I

Call me Superwoman, I completed two experiments in 5 hours today! Call me The World’s Laziest Person because I had left them till the last minute. Really need to stop doing that.
I have a secret.
Things that annoyed me today purely because of lack of sleep:
Excessively long and fuzzy sideburns
Short trousers on men a.k.a. ankle breezers
Pictures of monkeys
Teenage girls giggling

Posted at 10:58 pm | 6 comments | Category: General

January 19th, 2002
Oh joy, I have my

Oh joy, I have my own computer back!
Mummy, I’m scared.

Posted at 8:36 pm | 16 comments | Category: General

January 17th, 2002
You know what kind of

You know what kind of day it’s going to be when this sort of thing amuses you.
You buy a £20 train ticket for one lesson and when you arrive it’s been cancelled. Yep, it’s definitely going to be one of those days.
I like this site.
“You know what’s missing on your site? A huge picture of your mug splashed across the about page.” “But I don’t even drink tea.”

Posted at 10:38 am | 6 comments | Category: General

January 16th, 2002
Back to university this week.

Back to university this week. Is it good to be back? I’ll have to think about that one. I now have three weeks to write my dissertation, aswell as all the other stuff I have to do. Fun.
How many times have I been sent this in reference to this?
Remember that joke: How do you know you’re overweight? When you get on a scale it says “One at a time please”. Not just a joke anymore.
I feel a redesign coming on. But first I have to add some pictures and lots of questions from you lot. Will do it someday, promise.

Posted at 11:06 pm | Leave a comment | Category: General

January 13th, 2002
I’ve been ill. Yeah. It

I’ve been ill. Yeah. It got to a stage where walking was difficult, I couldn’t remember how to sign my name and even opening doors was a major obstacle. I’m better now but snowed under with work. But then I opened my e-mail and someone had sent me the scariest picture I’ve seen. I’m still shaking and I had thought of sharing it with you but I can’t be that cruel to you all. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to write 2,000 words tonight about Galileo while watching out for ghosts.

Posted at 7:42 pm | 9 comments | Category: General

January 8th, 2002
Absolutely lots to tell you

Absolutely lots to tell you about! But I can’t be bothered! Notice how I use exclamation marks to falsely portray excitement and happiness!
Here are some links with no rhyme or reason, or maybe there is but it’s top secret like my shoe size.
You too can be immature, rap pathetically, sing about your ‘bitches’ and make loads of money at the same time! Jay-Z vs. Nas.
Cal is rather cool too.
OK, so now I’m number four on the sexy arse list. Anil is number three godammit, but he was talking about me! I guess Google just knows Anil’s arse is sexier than mine.
This year’s Bloggies. Nominate if you please.

Posted at 10:24 pm | 5 comments | Category: General

January 3rd, 2002
Reasons I like having a

Reasons I like having a website #1:
Ten year old sister visits and sends via my contact page: “i think your website is sooooo cool you should have a quiz show you could ask people things!”
Reasons I dislike having a website #1:
She then goes on to reiterate EVERYTHING written on my site to my mum. Hmm.
Side note: I’m only result number five in a search for ‘sexy arses’. Not good enough! Number two for ‘ear fetishes’ though. Kind of compensates.

Posted at 4:14 pm | 13 comments | Category: General

January 1st, 2002
Pinch and a punch for

Pinch and a punch for the first of the month. Happy new year.
x-machine has a new look. Saima is jealous. When did Saima starting talking in the third person? Saima is scared.
This site is getting boring wouldn’t you say? Be a guest blogger and bring a new flavour to this place. Go on, you know you want to.
The Seven Wonders of the Web.

Posted at 10:56 pm | 10 comments | Category: General

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