Month: August 2001

Hi, I’m Saima A. Meet my feline counterpart, Saima B.

Programmers to encode human behaviour. Developers of HumanMarkup Language (HumanML) hope to use it to describe every aspect of the human character like emotions and attitude to physical appearance. Call me stupid but I’ve read all I can on this and still don’t know what on Earth they’re trying to do.

My mission was to fight the evils of the universe that appeared in the form Shoes. But these Shoes were clever and more wiley than I had imagined. After many years of fighting they finally gained on me by placing themselves on the staircase therefore hurling me to the bottom of said staircase. They stamped… Continue reading My mission was to fight

In approximately two hours we have guests arriving from Pakistan but the fun started about four days ago. Cleaning of the house and especially their room is no easy task. Ordinarily it would be but of course my mum has special super sonic eyes that are rather sensitive to dust particles in hidden places. They… Continue reading In approximately two hours we

Misheard lyrics around these parts lately: “Sitting on the dock of Dubai…” by Otis Redding “Whirlpool!” by The Troggs “Mary had a little lamb, her fleas tasted just like snow..” “A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly and is also known as a bus stop..” by TLC Heard any of your own?

When I rule the world I will decree that all men have their hair cut by a Marine barber. Mmm mm mm.