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August 31st, 2001
Hi, I’m Saima A. Meet


Hi, I’m Saima A. Meet my feline counterpart, Saima B.


Posted at 9:54 pm | 2 comments | Category: General


August 31st, 2001
Programmers to encode human behaviour.


Programmers to encode human behaviour. Developers of HumanMarkup Language (HumanML) hope to use it to describe every aspect of the human character like emotions and attitude to physical appearance. Call me stupid but I’ve read all I can on this and still don’t know what on Earth they’re trying to do.


Posted at 7:32 pm | 1 comment | Category: General


August 31st, 2001
My mission was to fight


My mission was to fight the evils of the universe that appeared in the form Shoes. But these Shoes were clever and more wiley than I had imagined. After many years of fighting they finally gained on me by placing themselves on the staircase therefore hurling me to the bottom of said staircase. They stamped out there famous victory song as I lay with a twisted foot, bruised thigh and hip and grazed arm. They may have won the battle but the war isn’t over.
Ie. I tripped on some shoes, fell to the bottom of the stairs and it still bloody hurts :(


Posted at 4:33 pm | 5 comments | Category: General


August 30th, 2001
In approximately two hours we


In approximately two hours we have guests arriving from Pakistan but the fun started about four days ago. Cleaning of the house and especially their room is no easy task. Ordinarily it would be but of course my mum has special super sonic eyes that are rather sensitive to dust particles in hidden places. They all must be banished! This is just so that when the guests lift up the wardrobes with their bare hands or slide into the one inch gap under the bed they won’t be utterly disgusted. Sure, I can understand that.


Posted at 6:02 pm | 9 comments | Category: General


August 30th, 2001
Misheard lyrics around these parts


Misheard lyrics around these parts lately:
“Sitting on the dock of Dubai…” by Otis Redding
“Whirlpool!” by The Troggs
“Mary had a little lamb, her fleas tasted just like snow..”
“A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly and is also known as a bus stop..” by TLC
Heard any of your own?


Posted at 2:11 pm | 2 comments | Category: General


August 29th, 2001
When I rule the world


When I rule the world I will decree that all men have their hair cut by a Marine barber. Mmm mm mm.


Posted at 5:53 pm | 3 comments | Category: General


August 27th, 2001
I agree. Oceans can be


I agree. Oceans can be a real pain in the bum.


Posted at 9:00 pm | 1 comment | Category: General


August 26th, 2001
Happy Birthday to Simon. 18


Happy Birthday to Simon. 18 today, he’s all legal and schtuff.


Posted at 10:36 pm | 1 comment | Category: General


August 26th, 2001
I wouldn’t say I was


I wouldn’t say I was ever a fan of Aaliyah but I grew up listening to her music, I remember the R. Kelly rumours and I’ve watched and enjoyed her movies. And although I never knew her, this was still a shock. I know people are going to start the whole “Just because she was a celebrity. Many other people die every day” thing but I had never heard of those other people before they hit the news, I had heard of her. These people on the news were just names. She was a name, a face, a voice, a talent. Condolences to ALL who will miss her, whether they knew her or not.


Posted at 9:35 pm | Leave a comment | Category: General


August 25th, 2001
The person searching for Anil


The person searching for Anil Dash photo that came to this site, sorry but I don’t have any. Any that aren’t of him naked that is.


Posted at 9:29 pm | 1 comment | Category: General





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