Crap Haiku

I want to write one, A haiku that makes you laugh, But I can’t, I’m crap.

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Hyperbola

My room, 10.30 pm, hovering near the computer: Younger sister: (out of the blue) I learnt a new word today. Saima: What? Younger sister: Hyperbole Saima: That’s a new one. Younger sister: You don’t know? Saima: Well, I’ve heard of hyperbola in maths. Younger sister: It’s like exaggeration, like, “I was waiting for ten years”… Continue reading Hyperbola

The Green Mile

Last night: Weep, weep, weep and sob, sob, sob.

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Flip Flop Flyin

It was via this site (excellent by the way, visit it) that my memory was jolted about a site I used to visit regularly a while ago. I want to see if it’s a brilliant as ever but I can’t acces it 🙁 I think I’ll just go throw a tantrum now….

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Expect new and exciting things

Expect new and exciting things from this site…..well they’re exciting for me. But that’s because I’m sad.

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Dicey Ice

Guess who dropped on a main road today? Yeah, serves me right for going on about how great snow is. Luckily enough, a police car was going by and the policeman made sure I was alright. At least they’re good for something.

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