There be gremlins in me blog! I’ve been struggling with this site since yesterday and frankly I’ve reached the end of my tether (whatever my tether actually is). If it’s not fixed then forget it. That’s actually a false statement, I know I’ll probably keep trying to fix it. This web thing is a disease I tell you.

Everything you wanted to know (and way too much more) about the @ sign.

I want to write one,
A haiku that makes you laugh,
But I can’t, I’m crap.

My room, 10.30 pm, hovering near the computer:
Younger sister: (out of the blue) I learnt a new word today.
Saima: What?
Younger sister: Hyperbole
Saima: That’s a new one.
Younger sister: You don’t know?
Saima: Well, I’ve heard of hyperbola in maths.
Younger sister: It’s like exaggeration, like, “I was waiting for ten years” when it was only ten minutes.
Saima: But that’s just exaggeration.
Younger sister: No, no, no, like “I’d walk a thousand miles for you”.
Saima: No, that’s just bullshit.

Last night: Weep, weep, weep and sob, sob, sob.

It was via this site (excellent by the way, visit it) that my memory was jolted about a site I used to visit regularly a while ago. I want to see if it’s a brilliant as ever but I can’t acces it :( I think I’ll just go throw a tantrum now….

Expect new and exciting things from this site…..well they’re exciting for me. But that’s because I’m sad.

Guess who dropped on a main road today? Yeah, serves me right for going on about how great snow is. Luckily enough, a police car was going by and the policeman made sure I was alright. At least they’re good for something.

I couldn’t agree more. There’s nothing more sickening than a bunch of walking talking dictionaries with the problems of 30 year olds. And as for Joey….if the wind blows, you’re face’ll stay that way ya know.

A virus warning sent to me by e-mail:
Someone is sending out a very cute screensaver of the Budweiser frogs.
If you download it, you will lose everything! Your hard drive will crash and someone from the Internet will get your screen name and
password.
DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! It just went into circulation on 11/01/2001. Please distribute this message. This is a new, very malicious virus and not many people know about it. This information was announced yesterday morning from Microsoft. Please share it with everyone that might access the Internet. Once again, pass this along to EVERYONE in your address book so that this may be stopped. AOL has said that this is a very dangerous virus and that there is NO
remedy for it at this time!