A guy goes to a boss’s house for dinner. The boss’s wife asks, “Would you like some more potatoes?” “I don’t want any thanks,” replies the guy. “It’s alright. You don’t have to be polite,” she says. “Alright….I don’t want any you stupid cow.” (Thanks to my lil’ sister for that little gem.)
“This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. “If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will…
I wasn’t too keen but I did it finally. Finally watched ‘Gladiator’. And I was truly impressed. I’m not usually into these epic movies but this one was magnificent from the cast, story, cinematography, costumes etc. It was worth staying up for and staggering into work half-dead this morning.
Mum of three based in London, UK. British Pakistani. A blog about family life and interior design.