This was my last day off for a while and I spent most of it doing what? Sleeping. Now I’m totally refreshed and ready to face the world……pity it’s nearly 10pm.
Month: December 2000
Impolite
A guy goes to a boss’s house for dinner. The boss’s wife asks, “Would you like some more potatoes?” “I don’t want any thanks,” replies the guy. “It’s alright. You don’t have to be polite,” she says. “Alright….I don’t want any you stupid cow.” (Thanks to my lil’ sister for that little gem.)
HOURS of fun.
HOURS of fun.
Jump Ship
“This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. “If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will… Continue reading Jump Ship
Thumb Twiddling
I’m at work and none of the phones are working. So we are just sitting here…..just sitting……and sitting.
Gladiator
I wasn’t too keen but I did it finally. Finally watched ‘Gladiator’. And I was truly impressed. I’m not usually into these epic movies but this one was magnificent from the cast, story, cinematography, costumes etc. It was worth staying up for and staggering into work half-dead this morning.